I love language, literature... Well, I actually love words. I truly mean that... so much so that I used to sit down and randomly read the dictionary. Now, that was a very very long time ago, and it doesn't mean that I have strong vocabulary. In fact, no, my vocab isn't as good as it should be, but anywhoooo... :)
I came across a website, I think it was called The Alpha Dictionary. I was directed through a translation blog. It was quite interesting and humorous too and I had saved some parts from that site. There was a section called "A dictionary for women" and here is a selection from that so called dictionary:
Argument
(ahr•gyoo•munt) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, and continues until he realizes it.
Airhead
(ayr•hed) n. An act you put on when pulled over for speeding.
Bar-be-que
(bar•buh•Q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up—for the dinner he made for his friends."
Blonde jokes
(blahnd joks) n. Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Diamond
(dI-mun) n. Something you think should be on your finger but he can only see in a baseball park.
Eternity
(e•ter•ni•tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise
(ex•er•siz) v. Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Hair dresser
(hare dres•er) n. A magician who creates a hair style you can never duplicate.
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